Monday, November 8, 2010

Shout Out!

I would like to formally thank whoever decided to play “Get Low” on a loop for four hours in my office today. You made me realize that Yes, it could be worse.

And although I am grateful that you have finally acknowledged that I am the translator, I do not want to take part in your debate about what “sweat drip down my balls” means…

A shout out Haiku about my life’s achievements:

Nearly bilingual,
With a linguistics degree,
Translate “sweaty balls”


  1. Love it. If I didn't actually live here I would think some of your posts were made up they are so funny. I love the US music situation here--I once went to a cousin's 10 year old daughter's dance recital and a bunch of little girls came out in catholic school girl outfits and then the music started---La dee da de da it's the mother fuckin' D R E....priceless.

  2. hahaha so true! I woke up at 8am on Sunday morning at my boyfriend's house to his mom blasting "Lick lick lick lick me like a lollypop" in the living room. Then we ate breakfast to "I'm in Miami bitch"!

  3. Hhahahaha oh guys this music situation is outta control. The music they play at the gym is TOTALLY offensive and TOTALLY blasting, uncensored. Nobody knows what the hell they are saying.

  4. I remember once a long time ago on the Xou da Xuxa when they had the Short Dick Man song live (lipsync)and YEP I found it on YouTube:


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